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'Je ne give a pas' attitude toward higher education

IDONTGOTO University thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. - Stephen Leacock

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, it is whether we provide enough for those who have little. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There is not better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. - Jean Giraudoux

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. - Dan Quayle

To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and the heart. And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise, study, and love. - Alan Bleasdale

School is learning things you don't want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn't know, while working toward a future you don't know will ever come. - Dave Kellett

Keep a good attitude and do the right thing even when it's hard. When you do that you are passing the test. And God promises you your marked moments are on their way. - Joel Osteen

The best narrative is one of infinite love. A spiritual affair - one not of the material world. Intermingled, with no beginning nor end - it will always stand the test of time. - Terry A. O'Neal

A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig


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