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IDONTGOTO University

'Je ne give a pas' attitude toward higher education

IDONTGOTO University thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

URL: What you don't want the doc to say at your yearly exam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

The degree of civilization in a society is revealed by entering its prisons. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Even our hardest prayers are easy for the Omnipotent One to answer because there is no degree of difficulty. - Mark Batterson

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

As an adult and a parent, when I'm not acting, I'm not acting. I'm being a parent, and I'm on the school run, and I'm sewing labels onto socks. - Kate Winslet

After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise. - Shirley Jones

Know thyself. A maxim as pernicious as it is ugly. Whoever studies himself arrests his own development. A caterpillar who seeks to know himself would never become a butterfly. - Andre Gide

Studies of social games, puzzle games, and brain-training games have shown they have little effect on the brain despite often being marketed as improving memory and reaction speeds. - Daphne Bavelier

I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump

There is nothing, Sir, too little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having a little misery and as much happiness as possible. - Samuel Johnson

When Satan tempts a person, it is a solicitation to disobedience. When acted upon, it brings harm. When God tests a person, it is a solicitation to obedience. When acted upon, it brings blessings. - Tony Cooke


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