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'Je ne give a pas' attitude toward higher education

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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon Law

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Blind faith, no matter how passionately expressed, will not suffice. Science for its part will test relentlessly every assumption about the human condition. - E.O. Wilson

A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig


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