IDONTGOTO University

My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

An arts degree is like a diploma in origami. And about as much use. - J.G. Ballard

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Yale: 1. A well known Ivy League university; 2. What southern cheerleaders do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Hope has proven a powerful predictor of outcome in every study we've done so far. - Charles R Snyder

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Aftermath: 1. The period following algebra; 2. The horrible headache you have when you've finished the algebra test. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and the heart. And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise, study, and love. - Alan Bleasdale

As an adult and a parent, when I'm not acting, I'm not acting. I'm being a parent, and I'm on the school run, and I'm sewing labels onto socks. - Kate Winslet

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven

Know thyself. A maxim as pernicious as it is ugly. Whoever studies himself arrests his own development. A caterpillar who seeks to know himself would never become a butterfly. - Andre Gide

For one human being to love another - that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks: the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. - Rainer M Riike

There is nothing, Sir, too little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having a little misery and as much happiness as possible. - Samuel Johnson