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IDONTGOTO University

'Je ne give a pas' attitude toward higher education

IDONTGOTO University thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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One forgives to the degree that one loves. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it. - Finley P Dunne

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. - George Carlin

Blind faith, no matter how passionately expressed, will not suffice. Science for its part will test relentlessly every assumption about the human condition. - E.O. Wilson

I suppose it is because nearly all children go to school nowadays and have things arranged for them that they seem so forlornly unable to produce their own ideas. - Agatha Christie

Know thyself. A maxim as pernicious as it is ugly. Whoever studies himself arrests his own development. A caterpillar who seeks to know himself would never become a butterfly. - Andre Gide

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash

A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig

In school, many of us procrastinate and then successfully cram for tests. We get the grades and degrees we need to get the jobs we want, even if we fail to get a good general education. - Stephen Covey

I should sooner live in a society governed by the first two thousand names in the Boston telephone directory than in a society governed by the two thousand faculty members of Harvard University. - William F Buckley

In this knowledge-worker age, it's now increasingly tied to doing well in school so you can get into better grad schools so you can get better jobs - so the pressure to do well is really high. - Stephen Covey


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