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Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

But ne'er the rose without the thorn. - Robert Herrick

Everything's coming up roses - for me. - Ethel Merman

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

It is by believing in roses that one brings them to bloom. - French Proverb

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

We rose to bring about Eutopia,
But all we got was Dev's myopia. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. - John A Holmes

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses. - Abraham Lincoln

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses. - Alphonse Karr

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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