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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It took one night to get Israel out of Egypt but forty years to get Egypt out of Israel. - George Morrison

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong. - Winston Churchill

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi


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