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I Love Pet Food

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I Love Pet Food thanks to Keith Blake

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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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