QuotaBillsWine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson
In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder
Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown
Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash
The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson
Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu
Liquor talks mighty loud when it gets loose from the jug. - Joel C Harris
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano
To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles
I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy
Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse
Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry