Howloween

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift