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The problem is not how they got in there, it’s how do you get them out

How Did They Get There? thanks to Mike King

How Did They Get There? thanks to Mike King

How Did They Get There? thanks to Mike King

How Did They Get There? thanks to Mike King

How Did They Get There? thanks to Mike King

How Did They Get There? thanks to Mike King

How Did They Get There? thanks to Mike King

How Did They Get There? thanks to Mike King

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Truth is always strange. - Lord Byron

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

Animals are like people because people are animals. - Barbara T Gates

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

time's a strange fellow; more he gives than takes - e e cummings

Strange how little a while a person can be contented. - Mark Twain

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. - George Orwell

The only meat I eat is from animals I've killed myself. - Mark Zuckerberg

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

All animals are minor variations on a very particular theme. - Richard Dawkins

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much. - Thornton Wilder

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

It is strange to be known so universally and yet be so lonely. - Albert Einstein

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

I never act. I simply bring out the real animal that's in me. - Willem Dafoe

They do certainly give very strange, and newfangled, names to diseases. - Plato

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem. - A A Milne

The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest. - Erik Satie

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

Truth may be stranger than fiction, goes the old saw, but it is never as strange as lies. - John Hodgman

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world. - Freya Stark

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

There is nothing so strange and so unbelievable that it has not been said by one philosopher or another. - Rene Descartes

We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy

Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Animals have one thing that puts them way ahead of people: they don't dissemble, and you don't have to pretend in front of them. - Ivan Klima

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

A great lasting story is about everyone or it will not last. The strange and foreign is not interesting - only the deeply personal and familiar. - John Steinbeck

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


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