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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Aphorism

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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