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Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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