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The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

Blaze your own glittery, sparkly, fiery, shimmering path. Surround yourself with the things that make you shine. Create your bubble and thrive in it. - Cara A Leyba


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