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Horse Follower

Just going along for the ride

Jethro suddenly realised his wife had fallen off her horse, which was quite a relief to him as an hour before he'd thought he'd gone deaf.
Horse Follower thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't follow precedent. I establish it. - Fanny Ellen Holtzman

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

I must follow my people. Am I not their leader? - Benjamin Disraeli

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Don't follow the crowd, let the crowd follow you. - Margaret Thatcher

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

It is good to follow one's own bent, so long as it leads upward. - Andre Gide

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

The most significant moments in your life will always follow you being stretched. - Unknown

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies! - Dr. Seuss

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Become the kind of leader that people would follow voluntarily, even if you had no title or position. - Brian Tracy

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Let us remind ourselves that if we are to be our Lord's disciples, we must take up his Cross and follow him. - Basil Hume

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey


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