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Horse Follower

Just going along for the ride

Jethro suddenly realised his wife had fallen off her horse, which was quite a relief to him as an hour before he'd thought he'd gone deaf.
Horse Follower thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Unknown

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. - Aristotle

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

It is good to follow one's own bent, so long as it leads upward. - Andre Gide

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

A leader is a person you will follow to a place you would not go by yourself. - Joel Barker

The most significant moments in your life will always follow you being stretched. - Unknown

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through - then follow through. - Edward Rickenbacker

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Crave for a thing, you will get it. Renounce the craving, the object will follow you by itself. - Swami Sivananda

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

When tillage begins, other arts follow. The farmers, therefore, are the founders of human civilization. - Daniel Webster

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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