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Horse Follower

Just going along for the ride

Jethro suddenly realised his wife had fallen off her horse, which was quite a relief to him as an hour before he'd thought he'd gone deaf.
Horse Follower thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way. - George Patton

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Unknown

I must follow my people. Am I not their leader? - Benjamin Disraeli

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

A leader is a person you will follow to a place you would not go by yourself. - Joel Barker

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Become the kind of leader that people would follow voluntarily, even if you had no title or position. - Brian Tracy

When tillage begins, other arts follow. The farmers, therefore, are the founders of human civilization. - Daniel Webster

Let us remind ourselves that if we are to be our Lord's disciples, we must take up his Cross and follow him. - Basil Hume

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias


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