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Holiday Hours

Giving employees lots of time 'on' during the holidays

Holiday Hours thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

The end of labor is to gain leisure. - Aristotle

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are. - Ovid

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

The time to relax is when you don't have time for it. - Amish Saying

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

It is nice finding that place where you can just go and relax. - Moises Arias

Middle age is when, wherever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. - Denis Norden

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

How many inner resources one needs to tolerate a life of leisure without fatigue. - Natalie Clifford Barney

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli


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