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Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

The end of labor is to gain leisure. - Aristotle

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave up. They have no holidays. - Henny Youngman

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are. - Chinese Proverb

If Autocorrect was a person I would never go on a vacation with it. - Paula Pell

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

There is always going to be a little something wrong with you. Relax and live through that. - Unknown

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor


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