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Enjoying the dog days of summer at the beach

Holiday Fun thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Jealousy is all the fun you think they had. - Erica Jong

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

Never, ever underestimate the importance of having fun. - Randy Pausch

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing. - Dale Carnegie

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it. - Mary W. Little

Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun. - Robin Williams

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them,
But none are fun when you set about retiring them. - Ogden Nash

I'm not going to run for governor because I'm having too much fun doing what I'm doing now. - Donald Trump

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

One would be in less danger
From the wiles of the stranger,
If one’s own kin and kith
Were more fun to be with. - Ogden Nash

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway


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