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Holiday Fun

Enjoying the dog days of summer at the beach

Holiday Fun thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

It's fun to do the impossible. - Walt Disney

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Albert Einstein

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

You can kid the world, but not your sister. - Charlotte Gray

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. - Red Skelton

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. - Billy Joel

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun. - Robin Williams

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them,
But none are fun when you set about retiring them. - Ogden Nash

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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