Holiday Bike
Putting light into the holiday season
QuotaBillsHe lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers
A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats
Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells
May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein
Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright
There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling
There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper
We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley
Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson
The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg
As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken
I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright
Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown
Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton
People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli
Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez