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Hippo Racing

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Hippo Racing thanks to Keith Blake

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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. - H L Mencken

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own. - St Augustine

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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