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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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