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Health Tip thanks to Mike King

Health care is getting cheaper in the U.S.

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Quack: A duck's Doctor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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