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Hawaiian Surfboard Trade

Why some relationships end up on the rocks

Hawaiian Surfboard Trade thanks to joe-kster

Board: The fibreglass thingy under your feet

Hawaiian Surfboard Trade thanks to joe-kster

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I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

My wife gives good headache. - Rodney Dangerfield

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

I wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. - Cookie Monster

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

The antiques my wife buys at auctions are keeping me baroque. - Peter De Vries

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

I'm having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife. - Ella Grasso

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. - Oscar Wilde

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. - Zig Ziglar

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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