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Hawaiian Surfboard Trade

Why some relationships end up on the rocks

Hawaiian Surfboard Trade thanks to joe-kster

Board: The fibreglass thingy under your feet

Hawaiian Surfboard Trade thanks to joe-kster

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Seek a wife in your own sphere. - Latin Proverb

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

Hawaiian Punch: What you get when you mouth off to a Polynesian - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Sigmund Freud

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

You can take a surfer out of the surf, but you can not take surf out of surfer. - Bob McTavish

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson


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