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Hawaiian Surfboard Trade

Why some relationships end up on the rocks

Hawaiian Surfboard Trade thanks to joe-kster

Board: The fibreglass thingy under your feet

Hawaiian Surfboard Trade thanks to joe-kster

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My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

I wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. - Cookie Monster

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

If there was no such thing as barrels I probably wouldn't even surf. - Clay Marzo

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag. - Zig Ziglar

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

I'm amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch, yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets. - John Kinnear

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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