QuotaBillsSleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather
Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Any gun in the hands of a decent person is no threat to anybody, except bad people. - Charlton Heston
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden