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Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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