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Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Guitar players never listen to lead singers. - Steven Tyler

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

To stay a great singer or guitar player, you've go to do it 24 7. That's what I do. - Sammy Hagar

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Any problem that you can't solve with a good guitar is either unsolvable or isn't a problem. - Unknown

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein


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