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Farmers are the salt of the earth. - Unknown

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Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

When tillage begins, other arts follow. The farmers, therefore, are the founders of human civilization. - Daniel Webster

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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