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Gross Christmas Kiss

And they're not even under the mistletoe!

Gross Christmas Kiss thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night...

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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

A kiss is a rosy dot over the "i" of loving. - Cyrano de Bergerac

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight


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