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Gravel Safety

Why use tie down straps... on gravel?

Gravel Safety thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

It is always the secure who are humble. - G K Chesterton

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

God made you a masterpiece. Be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped. - Joel Osteen

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before. - G K Chesterton

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness. - John Dewey

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The psychic task which a person can and must set for himself is not to feel secure, but to be able to tolerate insecurity. - Erich Fromm

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

The knowledge that you have emerged wiser and stronger from setbacks means that you are, ever after, secure in your ability to survive. - J K Rowling

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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