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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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