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Salt: Something useful in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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