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There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

You can tell the nature of the man by the words he chooses. - Edwin L Cole

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

Static: Nature's way of protecting us from certain radio programs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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