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Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine


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