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Grandma Not Welcome

Finding peace and quiet from family noise

Grandma Not Welcome thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Sticking with your family is what makes it a family. - Mitch Albom

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw


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