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Grandma Not Welcome

Finding peace and quiet from family noise

Grandma Not Welcome thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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