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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

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Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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