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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone


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