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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

o be a good loser is to learn how to win. - Carl Sandburg

It is better to know how to learn than to know. - Dr. Seuss

How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

No man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much. - Hedy Lamarr

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life doesn't make any sense without interdependence. We need each other, and the sooner we learn that, the better for us all. - Erik Erikson

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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