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Grad Hands

Lending a helping hand on graduation day

Grad Hands thanks to Cayla Trefanier

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Everyone is the son of his own works. - Miguel de Cervantes

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen

You ain't gonna learn what you don't wanna know. - Jerry Garcia

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton


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