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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

Voltage: The era that began after the discovery of electricity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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