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The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Where there is no vision, the people perish. - Proverbs 29:18

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Life flows towards an authentic promise given to an empowered vision. - Marilyn Atkinson

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. - Japanese Proverb

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Be the grandest version of the greatest vision you ever had about who you are. - Unknown

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

Our shared vision of belonging is the thread that weaves through every touchpoint on Airbnb. - Brian Chesky

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

Feature Creep: 1. The bloating of software with too many features; 2. A nasty software developer. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it. - Thucydides


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