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The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Where there is no vision, the people perish. - Proverbs 29:18

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

Life flows towards an authentic promise given to an empowered vision. - Marilyn Atkinson

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. - Japanese Proverb

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma


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