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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Where there is no vision, the people perish. - Proverbs 29:18

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision. - Helen Keller

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Vision without action is hallucination.
Action without vision is random activity. - Unknown

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

When you have vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic. - Charles R Swindoll

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg


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