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You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

Where there is no vision, the people perish. - Proverbs 29:18

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

No one has rosier glasses in hindsight than a successful person. - Trevor Hartl

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. - Japanese Proverb

Be the grandest version of the greatest vision you ever had about who you are. - Unknown

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

For me it's all about personal vision - is there something about a subject that uniquely speaks to me. - Leonard Nimoy

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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