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I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in him. - John Piper

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

You can't preach it like it is if you don't believe it like it was. - Vance Havner

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

One of the truest tests of spiritual maturity is seeing the miraculous in the monotonous. - Mark Batterson

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

God wants you to get where God wants you to go more than you want to get where God wants you to go. - Mark Batterson

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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