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Poverty is spiritual halitosis. - George Orwell

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

I gave in, and admitted that God was God. - C S Lewis

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

If God is the author of life, there must be a script. - Ravi Zacharias

There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite. - C S Lewis

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith. - Paul Tillich

It's so much easier to pray for a bore than to go and see one. - C S Lewis

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

There is no conceivable situation in which it is not safe to trust God. - J. Oswald Sanders

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

God is great not just because nothing is too big for Him. God is great because nothing is too small for Him, either. - Mark Batterson

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

If you would do the best with your life, find out what God is doing in your generation and throw yourself wholly into it. - Arthur Wallis

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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