God Darts

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles Spurgeon

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves. - Joni Eareckson Tada

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

When we cling too tightly to what God did last, we often miss what God wants to do next. - Mark Batterson

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

Christianity sees the necessity for man to have spiritual values and it shows him how to get at those through physical sacraments. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton