God Darts

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan