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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

God forgive you, but I never can. - Elizabeth I

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

Amen: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

When we cling too tightly to what God did last, we often miss what God wants to do next. - Mark Batterson

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience. - Pierre T De Chardin

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille


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