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God Darts

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God Darts thanks to Mel Hardman

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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

If God is dead then everything is justifiable. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Faith is about doing. You are how you act, not just how you believe. - Mitch Albom

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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