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All truth is God's truth. - John Calvin

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. - C S Lewis

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience. - Pierre T De Chardin

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

For you will certainly carry out God's purpose, however you act, but it makes a difference to you whether you serve like Judas or like John. - C S Lewis


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