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Giraffic Park

'Serengeti Swing' dancers on the plains of Africa

Giraffic Park thanks to Keith Blake

Giraffic Park thanks to Keith Blake

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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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