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'Serengeti Swing' dancers on the plains of Africa

Giraffic Park thanks to Keith Blake

Giraffic Park thanks to Keith Blake

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Can't act. Can sing. Balding. Can dance a little. - MGM Executive

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

I bet giraffes don't even know what farts smell like. - Bill Murray

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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