Giraffic Park

Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Life is a zoo in a jungle. - Peter De Vries

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

I bet giraffes don't even know what farts smell like. - Bill Murray

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A zoo is a place of refuge where savage beasts are protected from people. - Gerald Lieberman

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright