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Get Organized thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Get Organized thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Get Organized thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Get Organized thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Get Organized thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Get Organized thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. - Seneca

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Patience is the only way you can endure the gray periods. - Teri Hatcher

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Have patience and endure: this unhappiness will one day be beneficial. - Ovid

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

The way of the dreamer is difficult - but anything less is hardly living at all! - Bruce Wilkinson

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

A designer knows that he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de St-Expurey

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay


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