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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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