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Gas Coupon thanks to Roy Taylor

Gas Coupon thanks to Roy Taylor

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When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams


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