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The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Country Music: Three chords and the truth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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