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Frozen Fish Meal

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Frozen Fish Meal thanks to Keith Blake

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Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

Sometime the peacock wish to be the seagull. - Jamaican Saying

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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