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Front To Side View

Which face do you wear in the morning?

Look from the right angle, then from a left angle - the face changes from side view to front view
Front To Side View thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

Thine face is not worth sunburning. - Henry V

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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