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Front To Side View

Which face do you wear in the morning?

Look from the right angle, then from a left angle - the face changes from side view to front view
Front To Side View thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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