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Front To Side View

Which face do you wear in the morning?

Look from the right angle, then from a left angle - the face changes from side view to front view
Front To Side View thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses. On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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