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Front To Side View

Which face do you wear in the morning?

Look from the right angle, then from a left angle - the face changes from side view to front view
Front To Side View thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles H Spurgeon

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses. On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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