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Which face do you wear in the morning?

Look from the right angle, then from a left angle - the face changes from side view to front view
Front To Side View thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry


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