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Revenge of the bull

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Grab the bull by the corns. - Archie Bunker

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Quattro Sinko: Four bull fighters in quicksand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. - WC Fields

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet


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