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Frog Food

Mouth to mouth resuscitation for a hungry frog

Frog Food thanks to Marian Renstrom

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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a tadpole trying to be a frog. - Toni Braxton

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White


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