Frog Food

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Theories pass. The frog remains. - Jean Rostand

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A sourpuss never afflixes my appetite - Archie Bunker

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

A crude meal, no doubt, but the best of all sauces is hunger. - Edward Abbey

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell