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A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Ego Trip: Stumbling over your own feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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