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Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music is a higher revelation than philosophy. - Ludwig Van Beethoven

Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Unknown

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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