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Foot Pool

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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Country Music: Three chords and the truth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Be sure to put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Assume that your opponent is wrong, and then explain his error, and the world will be at your feet. - Ezekiel Bulver

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip


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