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Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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