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The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. - George Lucas

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. - Steven Wright

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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