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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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