Foosball for Girls

Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre