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the girl in the treehouse - Jennifer Asbenson

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Win the game before it's played. - Unknown

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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