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Why you shouldn't go looking for the golf balls hit 'Out of Bounds'

Florida Golf Hazard thanks to Rod Ewert

This 15 foot Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake was found near the St. Augustine outlet, in a new subdivision just south of Jacksonville, Florida. One bite from a snake of this size would contain enough venom to kill over 40 full grown men.

Florida Golf Hazard thanks to Rod Ewert

This snake is estimated to have weighed over 170 pounds. A snake this size has an approximately 5 1/2 foot accurate striking distance. The distance for an average size rattlesnake is about 2 feet.

Florida Golf Hazard thanks to Rod Ewert

The head of this snake alone is larger than the hand of a normal-sized man. The knife being used to draw out the fangs has a blade around 6 inches long.

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All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

Where there's a Will there's a Fairway. - Unknown

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself, you forget to hate your enemies. - Will Rogers

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Our technological powers increase, but the side effects and potential hazards also escalate. - Alvin Toffler

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players. - Stephen Curry

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump


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