This 15 foot Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake was found near the St. Augustine outlet, in a new subdivision just south of Jacksonville, Florida. One bite from a snake of this size would contain enough venom to kill over 40 full grown men.
QuotaBillsAll is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb
I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood
Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player
Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane
Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb
Where there's a Will there's a Fairway. - Unknown
Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico
Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown
Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown
If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer
Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower
One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot
Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself, you forget to hate your enemies. - Will Rogers
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
Our technological powers increase, but the side effects and potential hazards also escalate. - Alvin Toffler
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke
Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope
Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl
I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx
Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown
The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players. - Stephen Curry
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods
Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden
I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump