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Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton


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