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Fixer-Uppers

There are no ugly women - just fixer-uppers!

This photo below was taken at a competition in June 2008 involving nine women for best makeover. They had every possible beauty treatment available to them over a period of 12 hours before the contest. Their makeover picture is below their regular picture.
Fixer-Uppers thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The woman 2nd from the left won the contest. Conclusion - there are no ugly women... only poor women.
PS: Beer works also!

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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

It is better to be faithful than famous. - Theodore Roosevelt

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Someday each of us will be famous for 15 minutes. - Andy Warhol

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

I am old enough to know that a red carpet is just a rug. - Al Gore

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

I've always been famous, it's just no one knew it yet. - Lady Gaga

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't been asleep. - Unknown

If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? - Steven Wright

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

If you have to explain to someone you're famous, then you're technically not that famous. - David Spade

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

The best thing in the famous novels at present is that one does not need to read them; one knows them already. - Henry David Thoreau

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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