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A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski


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