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Marry money. - Max Shulman

God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible. - Samuel Goldwyn

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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