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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump


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