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Fishing Trip in New Zealand

Planning your next 'Down Under' fishing charter

I've been googling prices on air fares to New Zealand in July for a week-long deep sea fishing trip in the Southern Ocean on a deep sea boat. I must get 30 starters for the week on the boat to qualify for a good deal. I spoke with a fishing charter business operator yesterday about spending a week on the high seas, and he said the best fishing is in July. Since the earthquake, everything is half price - with all fishing gear supplied free. The vessel sleeps 30 comfortably, has a full time cook, separate lounge and dining room, 24 hour bar service, TV, Foxtel and all the amenities (b.y.o. grog). Promotional fishing trip photos supplied below.
Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

Fishing Trip in New Zealand thanks to Mike King

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.


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