Fishing Trip in New Zealand
Planning your next 'Down Under' fishing charter
I've been googling prices on air fares to New Zealand in July for a week-long deep sea fishing trip in the Southern Ocean on a deep sea boat. I must get 30 starters for the week on the boat to qualify for a good deal. I spoke with a fishing charter business operator yesterday about spending a week on the high seas, and he said the best fishing is in July. Since the earthquake, everything is half price - with all fishing gear supplied free. The vessel sleeps 30 comfortably, has a full time cook, separate lounge and dining room, 24 hour bar service, TV, Foxtel and all the amenities (b.y.o. grog). Promotional fishing trip photos supplied below.
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QuotaBillsThere's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn
Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker
Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin
No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros
The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson
Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid
Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu
Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome
We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower
When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos
Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell