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Fishing Trip in New Zealand
Planning your next 'Down Under' fishing charter
I've been googling prices on air fares to New Zealand in July for a week-long deep sea fishing trip in the Southern Ocean on a deep sea boat. I must get 30 starters for the week on the boat to qualify for a good deal. I spoke with a fishing charter business operator yesterday about spending a week on the high seas, and he said the best fishing is in July. Since the earthquake, everything is half price - with all fishing gear supplied free. The vessel sleeps 30 comfortably, has a full time cook, separate lounge and dining room, 24 hour bar service, TV, Foxtel and all the amenities (b.y.o. grog). Promotional fishing trip photos supplied below.
Limited seats available - Waiting on your reply. Don't see anybody on the deck? They must be inside having a drink and sampling the fantastic food!
Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover
Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
Fishing Gear Vendors: Reel estate agents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel
Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb
At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros
Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell
Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown
We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.
What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner
If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright
New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover
Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
Fishing Gear Vendors: Reel estate agents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel
Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb
At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros
Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell
Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown
We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.
What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner
If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright
New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
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