#1 humor site on the 'net

FishBerg

Scientists track down moving island

FishBerg thanks to Erik Johansson

QuotaBills
Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein


Ant Attack

Extreme Pressure Cooker

Just Thinking

Nothing Wrong Picture

Lipstick Dog

Hair Strengthener

Whale Photobomb

World Peas

Hide and Seek

Hoodie Onesy

Going Around In Circles

Whiskey Jig

Redneck Mercedes

Hala Fruit

Hydro Water Power

Selfie Shoes

Tons Of Anarchy

Science World

Da Hood Shirt

What Do You See? - Part III

ThaiTanic

Aging Mermaid

Get Along Shirt

Bruce Lee Coffee