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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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