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Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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