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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Castanet: Primitive fishing method - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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