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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

Make Christ magnificent in the eyes of man. - Henrietta Mears

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

Meet the sun every day as if it could cast a ballot. - Henry C Lodge

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Habitat: Place where a particular species of fish was last week - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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