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Fish Eyes thanks to Cherei McCarter

Large mouth bass with large eye vision

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Listen with your eyes for feelings. - Stephen Covey

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

In the eyes of Krypton, they were all dead. - Superman

In the eyes of a lover pockmarks are dimples. - Japanese Proverb

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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