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Fish Eyes thanks to Cherei McCarter

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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

In the eyes of a lover pockmarks are dimples. - Japanese Proverb

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. - Dr. Seuss

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put on some sunglasses. - Lady Gaga

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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