QuotaBillsDead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden
I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton
Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin
I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown
The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff
Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert
Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber
When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb
He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller
The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker
You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright
The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu
Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis
Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump
Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce
Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen
Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine
Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown