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Fat Monkey Sculpture

Monkey down! Designed by Dutch artist Florentjin Hofman

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

To publicize its October 2010 conference in São Paulo, Brazil, Pixelshow had local students construct a sleeping monkey from 10,000 of Brazil's most iconic shoe - the chinela (flip flop), used to simulate pixels.

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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