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Fat Monkey Sculpture

Monkey down! Designed by Dutch artist Florentjin Hofman

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

To publicize its October 2010 conference in São Paulo, Brazil, Pixelshow had local students construct a sleeping monkey from 10,000 of Brazil's most iconic shoe - the chinela (flip flop), used to simulate pixels.

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

What an artist the world is losing in me. - Nero

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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