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Fat Monkey Sculpture

Monkey down! Designed by Dutch artist Florentjin Hofman

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

To publicize its October 2010 conference in São Paulo, Brazil, Pixelshow had local students construct a sleeping monkey from 10,000 of Brazil's most iconic shoe - the chinela (flip flop), used to simulate pixels.

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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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