Fat - The Enemy

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

The shovels haven't arrived, and until they do, you'll have to lean on each other. - Unknown

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com