Fat - The Enemy

I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon