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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey


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