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The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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