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Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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